For whatever reason number 7 (back again…look we’ve ALL been there) has left it late and now it is a matter of some significant urgency. In they rush, bashing open a door, heading in only to spot (maybe in time) that there is no toilet paper. This decision, though made quickly, is more important than any other at any point in your life. Do you down trousers and work out a solution during your moment of utter relief or do you risk heading back out to that (was the door open) other cubicle risking a 90% chance of soilage? Please make sure you leave sufficient toilet paper…in desperate moments we won’t care too much about quality….JUST QUANTITY
